If you give a girl some flowers...

If you give a girl some flowers, she'll probably want some chocolate to go with it. If you give a girl some chocolate, she'll want to go out for dinner. When you make the reservation, she'll realise she has nothing to wear, and so you'll have to take her shopping at Nortstroms. After she's picked out a dress, she'll realise she needs new heels to go with it, and so you'll need to go down to the shoe department. If you buy a girl new shoes, she'll probably want to get a pedicure too. And once you take her to get a pedicure, she'll NEED a manicure as well. And once her manicure is done, she'll also need a facial. And if you give a girl a facial, she'll probably want to get a new haircut/stye too. And once she's done with her hair, she'll nottice her earings don't match her eye liner so she'll need some new earings too. And if a girl gets new earings, she'll need a matching necklace. And as you're leaving the jewelry store, she'll probably see the time on one of the quartz watches and realise you need to get to the restaurant for the reservation. And once you get to the restuarant she'll want a candle lit dinner with live violins. And once the violins start playing, she'll want the perfect end to the perfect night, so you'll have to have bought a ring in advance. And if you give a girl an engagement ring, chances are she'll want some flowers to go with it. ;)